End Of The Summner

It's almost the end of summer for me, meaning school is going to start up soon... whoopee. even though it wont start for at least another two weeks (maybe), I'm starting to get that beginning of school depression. You know, like when you start paying attention to those summer assignments you've ignored for the past two months and wondering where the hell they are. Yeah, but this September is going to be even worse because i fail English last marking period. I past for the year, but that's not good enough. My mother, being my mother, wants to have a meeting to see why i failed. I know why i failed, and i told her half of it. But when she finds out the other half, I'm going to be in a heap of trouble. Okay, the most that will happen is that I'll get my laptop taken away because, even I will admit, is the reason why I didn't do a major assignment. The other assignments I didn't do were ignored out of pure ridiculousness of the assignment. Also, i do not enjoy English in general. Once in a while, we may read the okay book or two, but the last book we read, "A Separate Peace" by ... some guy (later discovered to be John Knowles) was the worst thing I've ever read. It was so boring that i fell asleep while reading it and becasue of that I did bad on tests. So you see where I failed? Of course you do. Also, I still haven't started my summer reading and I'm majorly procrastinating on my art assignments.

...These last few weeks of summer are going to be fun for me. (that, ladies and gentlemen, was sarcasm =D)

~Iggs

Driver's Ed And Gym Teachers

Damn! I am lazy! It's been... long enough to where i can't be bothered to check, thanks to a forgotten password.

Anyway, I almost died today! Three times! Fun. Yes, today I stared my six hours for getting my permit. My school is one of very few that still does behind the wheel instruction. This is generously taught by the school's gym teachers (and Mr. Costello, but he's the world's awesomest chem teacher, so he's safe from my criticism). And the gym teachers in my school are a piece of work, all of them (except for a select few) with man-ladies and the meat headed psychos.

The gym teacher I had instruct my driving was a total hypocrite! He said to stay calm and that I would screw up if I was nervous, which I was because it was my first time driving something remotely car-like. He even had the nerve to compare it to a bike... AND I'M TERRIFIED OF BIKES! seriously, this gym was a total freak.

I CAN'T TURN THE CAR! He took me out on the road, with real cars, expecting me to do fine. Yeah, that's how i almost died three times, from crashing into other cars because this guy had no idea what he was doing! And each time i would almost crash, he'd freak out and start yelling. I'm from a family where yelling does not exist. So hearing him yell freaked me out, making me want to crash the car and kill myself on purpose in hopes of killing him too! And if I didn't, no driver's ed for anyone for awhile, him getting fired, and none for me ever. Jesus, that was a very screwy thought.

This is why gym teachers ruin society. They have the strange delusion that yelling their heads off until their arteries burst will solve their problems. This only proves that they should all be placed in a giant room and nothing else (except for the select few).

~Iggs

Angry Letters

hey, it's been a while. how's it going? okay, enough about you, time for the rant! you know how on shows like Oprah and just regular TV, they say that when you are angry at someone, you should write an angry letter and not send it? THAT'S TOTAL BULL! i've tried it first hand and i can tell you, it doesn't work. i wrote an angry letter to my mom one day when she was really pissing me off and being a total bitch. the only thing it did was make me even angrier than i was. if you want a real anger reduction technique, look somewhere else. apologies, but i have yet to find a working stress reduction technique that works for anyone, let alone myself. if you have any methods that work, please tell me! i think it would be safer for the world if i was less angry.

~Iggs

Keeping in Touch

It's always sad when people move away. Especially when they are great friends of yours. Usually, at least for me, it hurts to think about them. However, sometimes sending a simple text that says hi or an e-mail with a funny picture is enough to complete your day. Just now, I got a text from a great friend of mine. She moved to Florida about 6 maybe 7 months ago and i haven't hear from her since. It mad me so happy to hear from her after so long, especially since I felt like crap all day. Since it's so close to Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day is all about warm fuzzies, talk to a friend you haven't seen in a while and spread those warm fuzzies (especially you, Willies). Remember, someone could be holding the gun to their head because they miss you so much.

~Iggs

What is Considered Funny Today

Funny stuff. We love it. Sometimes, we just need a good laugh, but no one around you has the inelegance to know what funny is. Therefore, you turn to the computer to look at funny/random picture. But why is it that every thing is so damn perverted?! Yes, I understand that that is what most people find funny, but only to an extent! After a while it becomes stupid! So why is it that there is so much perverted crap when you type in funny on photobucket?! "Funny" is an official category and is even on the homepage. They might as well have category by itself! And hasn't anyone hear of keeping the youth innocent? ... How the hell can they be Innocent when everyone is posting pictures of sex on the computer?! Also, it's not funny when you see the same joke 10 times on each page. Stop copying the damn picture, or better yet, come up with your own joke. Remember, the attention span of humans suck and they will be angry if they get bored. When they are angry, wars start, and we all see how wonderful that is. (total sarcasm if you are that stupid) So therefore due to finding too much repetative, sexual humor, war start.

~Iggs

Moments

Moments, we all have them. They could be awkward, happy, angry, stupid, Spanish, klutzy, random, nerdy, emo, creative, out of character, Asian, running, gangsta, and dancing. Yeah, we all have them. Just a few minutes ago, I had an epically stupid moment. I was brushing my teeth, and instead of spitting in the sink, I spit all up my arm. Disgusting I know. But it was a moment of my own that made me laugh and hopefully made you laugh too. That's my point. Again, everyone has moments, and as embarrassing as some are, they're irreplaceable. One day, you will look back and say, "Oh yeah, That was funny," or, "I am so glad I broke up with that idiot." Moments help us get through life and express our inner selves. What's your inner self like? Comment and tell some of your moments.

~Iggs

Alarm Clocks and Hoods

We all love snow days. Don't deny it. You get off from school and you get to chuck snowballs at your neighbors that you just want to move away. Snow days are awesome. However, you are always in a bad mood at first because of your alarm clock. Each morning, you wake up to the most annoying sound only to face an onslaught of boring teachers. Anyway, you wake up to the most annoying sound imaginable, only to realize you could have slept for another five hours. Yes, I sleep a lot. I'm lazy. But seriously, no one in the world like the sound their alarm clocks make! Another thing about snow days; am I the only one who notices that it rains when it's done snowing? Every single time I mean. So when it rains, you use a hood in order to keep your head all nice and dry. BUT, hoods never cover your entire head! Only half. What is the point of a hood if it doesn't cover your entire head? They are meant to keep you dry, so what happened? Three years ago, hoods could have ketp anything dry. Now they have about as just enough point as cheerleaders!

~Iggs