It's almost the end of summer for me, meaning school is going to start up soon... whoopee. even though it wont start for at least another two weeks (maybe), I'm starting to get that beginning of school depression. You know, like when you start paying attention to those summer assignments you've ignored for the past two months and wondering where the hell they are. Yeah, but this September is going to be even worse because i fail English last marking period. I past for the year, but that's not good enough. My mother, being my mother, wants to have a meeting to see why i failed. I know why i failed, and i told her half of it. But when she finds out the other half, I'm going to be in a heap of trouble. Okay, the most that will happen is that I'll get my laptop taken away because, even I will admit, is the reason why I didn't do a major assignment. The other assignments I didn't do were ignored out of pure ridiculousness of the assignment. Also, i do not enjoy English in general. Once in a while, we may read the okay book or two, but the last book we read, "A Separate Peace" by ... some guy (later discovered to be John Knowles) was the worst thing I've ever read. It was so boring that i fell asleep while reading it and becasue of that I did bad on tests. So you see where I failed? Of course you do. Also, I still haven't started my summer reading and I'm majorly procrastinating on my art assignments.
...These last few weeks of summer are going to be fun for me. (that, ladies and gentlemen, was sarcasm =D)
~Iggs
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Driver's Ed And Gym Teachers
Damn! I am lazy! It's been... long enough to where i can't be bothered to check, thanks to a forgotten password.
Anyway, I almost died today! Three times! Fun. Yes, today I stared my six hours for getting my permit. My school is one of very few that still does behind the wheel instruction. This is generously taught by the school's gym teachers (and Mr. Costello, but he's the world's awesomest chem teacher, so he's safe from my criticism). And the gym teachers in my school are a piece of work, all of them (except for a select few) with man-ladies and the meat headed psychos.
The gym teacher I had instruct my driving was a total hypocrite! He said to stay calm and that I would screw up if I was nervous, which I was because it was my first time driving something remotely car-like. He even had the nerve to compare it to a bike... AND I'M TERRIFIED OF BIKES! seriously, this gym was a total freak.
I CAN'T TURN THE CAR! He took me out on the road, with real cars, expecting me to do fine. Yeah, that's how i almost died three times, from crashing into other cars because this guy had no idea what he was doing! And each time i would almost crash, he'd freak out and start yelling. I'm from a family where yelling does not exist. So hearing him yell freaked me out, making me want to crash the car and kill myself on purpose in hopes of killing him too! And if I didn't, no driver's ed for anyone for awhile, him getting fired, and none for me ever. Jesus, that was a very screwy thought.
This is why gym teachers ruin society. They have the strange delusion that yelling their heads off until their arteries burst will solve their problems. This only proves that they should all be placed in a giant room and nothing else (except for the select few).
Anyway, I almost died today! Three times! Fun. Yes, today I stared my six hours for getting my permit. My school is one of very few that still does behind the wheel instruction. This is generously taught by the school's gym teachers (and Mr. Costello, but he's the world's awesomest chem teacher, so he's safe from my criticism). And the gym teachers in my school are a piece of work, all of them (except for a select few) with man-ladies and the meat headed psychos.
The gym teacher I had instruct my driving was a total hypocrite! He said to stay calm and that I would screw up if I was nervous, which I was because it was my first time driving something remotely car-like. He even had the nerve to compare it to a bike... AND I'M TERRIFIED OF BIKES! seriously, this gym was a total freak.
I CAN'T TURN THE CAR! He took me out on the road, with real cars, expecting me to do fine. Yeah, that's how i almost died three times, from crashing into other cars because this guy had no idea what he was doing! And each time i would almost crash, he'd freak out and start yelling. I'm from a family where yelling does not exist. So hearing him yell freaked me out, making me want to crash the car and kill myself on purpose in hopes of killing him too! And if I didn't, no driver's ed for anyone for awhile, him getting fired, and none for me ever. Jesus, that was a very screwy thought.
This is why gym teachers ruin society. They have the strange delusion that yelling their heads off until their arteries burst will solve their problems. This only proves that they should all be placed in a giant room and nothing else (except for the select few).
~Iggs
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